There is nothing "Juicy" about this handbag...

I hate, wait, scratch that, DESPISE the new Juicy Couture 'Back to School Velour Small Bowler'; I think it looks like an 8th grade home-economics class project gone horribly wrong.

You know that Juicy is getting lazy when they start using their cutting floor scraps to make a handbag. Just because you have an ugly bag, some plaid fabric and a sewing machine, does not mean that an atrocity like this should be placed on the market. For shame, Juicy.

Looking at this train-wreck of a bag, I started singing Fergie's London Bridge song and now I'm just irritated because I cannot get that blasted tune out of my head.

Dear Juicy,

Please stop trying to be Burberry and get back to the drawing board.