Handbags Gone Fugly

By Raquel Franco

Here are the top five most fugliest bags right now.

1. JAMIN PUECH CHEYENE WOODEN BEADED BAG
This multicolored beaded mess is too ugly even for grandma.

2. MARC BY MARC JACOBS CRAM SILVER CANVAS TOTE
This bag is actually sold out at Net-a-porter.com! This silver tote should read FUGLY instead of CRAM because the only thing crammed in here is a fashion mistake.

3. LOUIS VUITTON CHERRY
Louis got it so wrong with this bag. The only cherries I want to see are on my cheesecake not on my couture.

4. UGG AUSTRALIA SAND BAG
I am not an Eskimo and even if I were, I know I could keep warm and look cuter than this.

5. MARC JACOBS BEACHY HOLD-EVERYTHING
This floral multi-patterned looks like a quilt my grandmother would make. I don’t care if it held a thousand bucks I don’t think I could be seen wearing this outdated bag.