Blind v Blonde

Blind v Blonde

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the

woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir,I think it is only fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:


1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.


Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."